Edward Elric | 16 | Badass
(Source: blackrockshota, via slavetwentythree)
• /sigh
“So now I have to deal with Winter, along with Ling, Greed, Twin, and Mustang?
Poor Dol.”
“More like I have to deal with you. The rest of that list is pretty gruesome though.”
“Could you be anymore vulgar?”
“Of all the people to be totally casual with this…”
“Did I miss something?”
“Casual with what? What is everyone going on about?”
“Th-the guy you! Person! Winry-o.. Your male counterpart!” It was the only way he could explain it. Yeah, he was used to his but he didn’t think this would happen.
(Source: wintermechanic)
• “Twin /would/ be freaking out about a male Winry, while everyone else is cool with it.”
“Shut the hell up! I’m..”
“Really confused..”
(Source: alchemic-mechanisms)
edwardxelric started following you
Winter cocked an eyebrow. ‘It better be in good shape, otherwise you’ll be heading to bed with several bruises.’
Who the hell..? “What? Who do you think you are, bud-” Edward paused as his eyes lifted to the male figure standing at Winry’s front door. A wrench in hand, blonde hair, blue eyes.
Oh my fucking God.
“Win—”“WINRY?!”
He widened his eyes. ‘Someone needs to calm their tits!’ Winter pulled a face at him, before rolling his eyes. ‘You always were such a drama queen, Ed. No wonder my automail gets broken into pieces every fucking day!’
“Their tits?! What- what happened to your tits?!” Edward flailed as he looked at his now male mechanic.
“Could you be anymore vulgar?”
“Of all the people to be totally casual with this…”
“Did I miss something?”
Winter cocked an eyebrow. ‘It better be in good shape, otherwise you’ll be heading to bed with several bruises.’
Who the hell..? “What? Who do you think you are, bud-” Edward paused as his eyes lifted to the male figure standing at Winry’s front door. A wrench in hand, blonde hair, blue eyes.
Oh my fucking God.
“Win—”He widened his eyes. ‘Someone needs to calm their tits!’ Winter pulled a face at him, before rolling his eyes. ‘You always were such a drama queen, Ed. No wonder my automail gets broken into pieces every fucking day!’
“Their tits?! What- what happened to your tits?!” Edward flailed as he looked at his now male mechanic.Winter pulled a horrified expression. ‘Tits? Mate, I never had tits! I was born a guy and I’ll die a guy. Now please — go away! You’re annoying me.’
“…………..”
“Wait what?”
Winter cocked an eyebrow. ‘It better be in good shape, otherwise you’ll be heading to bed with several bruises.’
Who the hell..? “What? Who do you think you are, bud-” Edward paused as his eyes lifted to the male figure standing at Winry’s front door. A wrench in hand, blonde hair, blue eyes.
Oh my fucking God.
“Win—”He widened his eyes. ‘Someone needs to calm their tits!’ Winter pulled a face at him, before rolling his eyes. ‘You always were such a drama queen, Ed. No wonder my automail gets broken into pieces every fucking day!’
“Their tits?! What- what happened to your tits?!” Edward flailed as he looked at his now male mechanic.
